Matte Canvas

Look, the world is a mess, but at least your walls can look put together. These matte canvases are here to make a statement—bold, unapologetic, and printed in high quality with eco-friendly inks, because the planet doesn’t need more problems. Crafted from sustainably sourced materials (unlike whatever unholy cocktail of corruption is running things these days), these canvases are available in multiple sizes and orientations, so you can display your frustration at any scale. And don’t worry about them slipping out of place—non-slip rubber dots keep them steady, even when everything else feels like it’s falling apart. Whether you’re decorating your home, your office, or your bunker for the inevitable societal collapse, these canvases are here to hold the line—even if the people in charge won’t.