Tees

At this point, the least the world can offer you is a decent t-shirt. And here it is—100% ring-spun cotton for that ridiculously soft feel, because honestly, you deserve one nice thing. The elastic ribbed collar actually retains its shape (unlike certain spineless individuals in power), and shoulder tape adds stability, so at least something in your life feels secure. Ethically sourced and made with eco-friendly practices, because contributing to the destruction of the planet is so last century. Plus, it’s lightweight enough for year-round wear—whether you’re marching in the streets, stress-scrolling through another crisis, or just trying to exist in this mess of a timeline. Best for when you want to say "I'm pretty pissed off about everything" with your clothing because your voice is too hoarse from yelling it.