Stickers

Slap your frustration onto every available surface with these stickers—because if the world insists on being this ridiculous, the least you can do is make sure your laptop, water bottle, and local stop sign reflect your mood. Printed on long-lasting vinyl with a strong acrylic adhesive, these bad boys stay put—unlike basic human rights, apparently. The glossy paper finish keeps them scratch-resistant (because they’re tough, even if your patience isn’t), and the vibrant, eco-friendly colors mean you can call out the chaos in style without making the planet suffer for it. Available in four sizes, so whether you’re making a subtle statement or going full billboard mode, there’s a sticker for that.